Vol. 2, Post #58 Dating During The Apocalypse
I'm in Jenny Mag this week! Also, The Douche of Woodstock outs himself. My sex tips for girls* (*girls who are holding on to mid-life by a thread). An odyssey for Young Olds, (people with readers).
Hi Dear Readers! This week, in lieu of a longer post here, you can find me at Jenny Magazine, yakking about my attempt to not get sucked under in the festering riptides of politics whilst dating. Click on through. I’m spilling the tea on a couple of dates that never made it past the first few sentences before a lust for #notmypresidentever was revealed, to one or two relationships that were near and dear to me until, well, you get the picture…
^^^Wish I had the ability to harness a little RCF (resting cunt face) when this has happened, but, you know I’m not that girl. Boy, that Leslie Bibb should win an Emmy for her facial expressions alone. And her husband Sam Rockwell is so utterly fuckable. WHITE LOTUS SPOILER ALERT: I mean, that monologue was over-the-top delicious (and then I googled his dancing entrances on Jimmy Fallon, and well, Mama has a new crush).
Now, in other news, I am almost astonished by the sheer idiocy (and pure gold) in what popped up in my texts last night, although, maybe I’m not. It’s just TOO good and this time, I’m not using an initial. Current reigning Douche Of Woodstock, take a bow, Philippe!
SEE WHAT HE DID? He “corrected” me on my apparent factual error in last week’s Substack — no mention of how he fucked over two friends of mine with his lying, cheating, and generally disgusting behavior. Guess that was all still accurate. Thanks for the edit, Idiot.
Here’s what my girls had to say when I forwarded Philippe’s text to me. Lucky Ladies, you both dodged the proverbial bullet, BIG TIME!
Next week, we’re going to behave ourselves a bit, and talk about money. Yes, money. Sometimes it’s the proverbial elephant in the room when it comes to dating as Young Olds, when we’re all supposed to be saving for retirement, blah blah blah but it’s beyond that. See you next Wednesday!