Bits and Bobs (tits and boobs?)

My ongoing sex tips for girls* (*girls who are holding on to mid-life by a thread). A dating odyssey for Young Olds, AKA, people with readers. Except, not this week...

I'm skipping this week's post because...life.

Oh my sweet Young Olds, December is a fierce month and this week, she has me by the balls. Begging your forgiveness as I skip out on my usual Wednesday pub date this week, but a hefty workload and some personal projects in my Chosen Family need my attention, so I’m gonna cry “Uncle” and give myself a pass. I will see you next week on December 11th, fresh as a daisy, like a virgin (touched for the very first time).

In the meantime, if you know me IRL, you know that I’m a total art nerd. I’m currently really enjoying this ongoing series, Nimbus, by Dutch artist Berndnaut Smilde. Smilde makes his art via smoke, air, light, and water. As he explains, throughout the entire world, the presence of clouds often comes with different meanings that mostly fall within the range of misfortune, heavy rainfall or simply a blemish on a perfectly clear and bright day. The artist, however, has chosen to disregard all these negative connotations and create the clouds as a (very) temporary art installation, since they last just long enough to be memorialized in a photo. Since 2010, Smilde has perfected the art of “changing the weather conditions” within indoor spaces and making clouds appear when they are least expected.

Cool, right?

Completely unrelated, I also can’t stop watching this 1987 video from Whitesnake, “Here I go again,” which, if you were an MTV baby like me, you’ll remember because it stars singer David Coverdale’s then-wife, actress Tawny Kitaen. Nevermind the horribly fuzzy quality — Dear Readers, I want you to fast-forward to 2:54 for one of the most pervy, open-mouthed makeouts I can remember seeing as a young, impressionable 19 year-old. Like, he’s gonna SWALLOW her.

See you next Wednesday with bells on! xoAbbe